Glad you asked, here’s my theory…Small dicks, flab, loose muscles from stupidity and snacks, flaccid, unhealthy, stupid, bad complexion, ignorant family leading to ignorant people, bad hygiene, lousy teeth and breath, oily hair and a generally lousy disposition that cant' accept that they are born to be deviant imbeciles. Add to that lousy taste in everything and a kind of misery that makes them pissed off about everything especially their own ***** little lives and you have your average everyday right wing troll.That is what, on the surface, seems the obvious reason for being a troll. But I think there is more to it.A troll is what you get after years and years of training up the bottom 21% of the population with ideology and twisted theology and then letting them loose on the world and America.These fuknuts used to sit quietly in trailers and basements pulling their little things huddled over the pandering of the pornographers...Now they huddle over their keyboards stroking themselves over the pandering of criminally irresponsible politicians and the right wing media. Thinking to themselves that this, the wretched diarrhea running from FOX and Limbaugh is what gives them life and purpose...It doesn’t of course; it only allows them to be used like the useless ***** they are by others like Fox, Limbaugh and the GOP or lobbyists like the insurance people for their own greedy ends. But they not only do not know that they have been trained and inoculated to believe with all their hearts that any rejection of their beliefs in any way is anti American and against their god who is of course the only god.It is a hell of a trick the Right has pulled on us all. And it is now a self supporting mass of ignorance built on lies and out and out stupidity unlike anything in our current history all the way back to McCarthy and segregation if not in fact the civil war.And it is now a self fulfilling prophecy; it regenerates itself in an odd circle of life without thought or plan.Three parts… the GOP, The Right wings Media Fox, Limbaugh etc and “The Base� including of course the right wing blogger troll and the right wing racist troll, the right wing deathers troll, the right wing birther troll, the right wing ‘c’hristians troll, the right wing conservative troll, the general ‘real’ American troll, the anti-liberal because I say so troll, The the socialists are coming troll, the oh my god Obama is black troll, the anti-gay troll, the my god or you get out of the country troll, the ‘c’hristian nation twistianity trolls and on and on I could go…It goes in and out of each of the three parts around and around no matter how vile, stupid or insane the lies it just keeps going in and of itself… It wants more lies, it demands more lies, it actively hunts like pigs after roots any and every lie it can find. As long as the lie promotes or condones its completely ***** up thinking it loves it.http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2009/09/21 ...http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/23/boehner-c ...That is, this then is… the republican/conservative/’c’hristian circle of life and what we see here, on the web and in the slavish complacency of the right wing trolls is just a part of it.Lie out, lie in, lie out, lie in…pander, pander, pander, lie, lie, lie, and lie some more. Throw in a tea bagging mob of intellectual rejects or two and you have a poisonous brew of political sewage of such volume and stench that it is frankly a bit disconcerting to the average reasoning person. But to the trolls…this is like manna from heaven. It gives honor and use to them without any actual trial or effort to learn anything of value. And remembering that this is the bottom 21%, the most ignorant of us in mob form…well, there is the answer.Jut think of the average right wing troll as an empty useless flaccid waste of skin until they allow for the likes of a Limbaugh, Palin, Warren to stick an arm up there asses, all the way up until they can work these ***** for brains cunnies lips being sure that they all end up sounding alike.The puppet does not believe that there are any strings or someone’s, like Limbaugh’s, member so far up their asses they haven’t been able to think for themselves for decades now. Because the puppet master said so… And if you area good little right wing puppet you do not question the masters. Ever.In fact now that I think of it troll is the wrong descriptor here… Puppet is so much more accurate.But then that’s just my humble opinion. Others may be wrong and not agree. That is up to them.